Wednesday, April 26, 2006

and turn off your goddamn television

all this talk about censureship. pisses me off. over here, when an american tourist walks off a cliff because there was no fence, people say they got what was coming to them. teach kids to censure their own material. teach them to swim early. to build a fire. teach them first aid. teach them how to eat healthy and make good choices. teach them to enjoy silence. and ask questions. and keep asking questions. teach them to despise addictive behavior and when to recognise a pimp. stop chewing their food for them, don't give them guns to play with and talk about sex as openly and freely as they will let you. get real people. hell is what you make it.

4 comments:

Blue Fairy said...

what are you talking about? this makes no sense at all. E-L-A-B-O-R-A-T-E. nah. takes too much time. i know what i'm saying. no one reads this blog anyway. i can say whatever i want. so there.

Blue Fairy said...

teach'em how to grow corn and weave baskets... teach'em how to do macrame and piss in the wind...

James Scolari said...

the pimp is the new cultural hero over here. goodness, people are stupid.

Blue Fairy said...

maybe if we sent a few of our Yugos over there to share a taste of real dangerous slit-your-throat pimpdom, all that glitter would fall off...
a guy i know was shot in the head last Dec. (survived) while at a bar. this was a hit ordered by his recently thwarted mail-order bride who he threw out for secretly sharing his money with friends and relatives (what'd he expect?)
isn't that glamerous? put that on mtv